NFL Players Are Hot And It's Time We Talked About It

It's almost Superbowl season, which means I have an excuse to talk about the football players I think are sExY

Is this post necessary? Perhaps not, but it's the only time of year most people care about football and I need to speak about these absolutely ✨FOINE✨ men before I spontaneously combust. These are the struggles of being a heterosexual football girlie, IYKYK.

In no particular order, here are just some of the fine ass men that I like to look at. While they play football. Not in a creepy way 🤨 Anyways here we go.

Garrett Wilson

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Garrett Wilson is a rookie and one of the best wide receivers in the league. He is also a beautiful man

Dawson Knox

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Dawson looks like a gym bro, but the sexiest gym bro I ever did see

Jimmy Garoppolo

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Jimmy Garoppolo is Daddy. That's all I have to say.

Mike Williams

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THIS. MAN. HMMMMMM scrumptious

Jalen Hurts

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Now. I know Jalen Hurts is currently hot stuff because he's a good quarterback blah blah blah LOOK AT HIM!

Jalen Waddle

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Dunno what to say besides this man can make me wadd----

George Fant

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George Fant is six feet six inches of hawt beautiful MAN

Marquez Valdez-Scantling

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I needed to include a picture of this mans fit because SLAY KING

Zaven Collins

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Are ya'll starting to get a little hot or is it just me?

Jaire Alexander

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His eyes bro... his eyes

Tre Brown

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I'm on my knees

Josh Allen

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Josh Allen is, simply put, the love of my life. He looks like a cute little (he's 6'5 but bear with me) country boy who is good with calming down the horses during a storm and I need him to hug me immediately.

T.J. Watt

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I don't know what it says about me that I find this man attractive. He's one huge red flag and I'm lowkey into it.

Demetrius Flannigan-Fowles

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LOOK AT HIS SMILE

Davis Webb

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...I think i have a type, and that type is country boys.

Taylor Rapp

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He's so scrumptious my dudes

And lastly, drumroll please for the man who owns my whole heart, my husband, my soulmate...

Joe Burrow

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Joey B, Joe Brrrr, Joe Sheisty, King of the Jungle, I love this man with every fiber of my being.

Well... that was fun

i hope you all had as much fun as I did, and well, I guess all there is left to say is you're so very welcome

Did i miss any hotties? Let me know in the comments ...please I need to know if I missed anyone