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Which Member Of The Cooper Family Are You?

Find out which member of ~Santa Monica's~ squaddiest squad you are

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  1. What's your go-to boba order?

    If you don't know what boba is you can...well...leave.

    If you don't know what boba is you can...well...leave.

    Medium tea latte, 30% sugar, less ice, add pearl. No heavy cream, more tea less milk (DUH).
    Medium tea latte, 30% sugar, less ice, add pearl. No heavy cream, more tea less milk (DUH).
    Lamonade, 50% sugar, add pearl (ask employee for a lot of pearl, but not so much that you have to pay extra)
    Lamonade, 50% sugar, add pearl (ask employee for a lot of pearl, but not so much that you have to pay extra)
    Large tea latte, 30% sugar, no ice, dd pearl. No heavy cream, more tea less milk (DUH).
    Large tea latte, 30% sugar, no ice, dd pearl. No heavy cream, more tea less milk (DUH).
    Vanilla Milk Tea, add pearl
    Vanilla Milk Tea, add pearl
    Large tea latte (medium if you're on a diet), 0% sugar, less ice, add pearl. No heavy cream, more tea less milk (DUH).
    Large tea latte (medium if you're on a diet), 0% sugar, less ice, add pearl. No heavy cream, more tea less milk (DUH).
    No-ba for me! (Maybe eat leftover boba balls from other people's drinks)
    No-ba for me! (Maybe eat leftover boba balls from other people's drinks)
  2. When eating a meal you...

    Because everyone in the Cooper family lives for dinner.

    Because everyone in the Cooper family lives for dinner.

    Spend more time taking pictures of the food than eating
    Spend more time taking pictures of the food than eating
    Eat healthy food, stop eating when you are full. #SelfControl
    Eat healthy food, stop eating when you are full. #SelfControl
    Say you're full but keep eating.
    Say you're full but keep eating.
    Try to be adventurous but deem most foods to have a
    Try to be adventurous but deem most foods to have a "violent taste."
    Try to
    Try to "eat a little less," because that's the only realistic/successful (?) diet you can do.
    Eat whatever is put in front of you, and eat a lot.
    Eat whatever is put in front of you, and eat a lot.
  3. The best part about a ski trip is...

    "Skiing is the biggest hassle but once you're on the mountain, it's worth it." -CBC

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"The best part of the day is taking off your ski boots." - CBC 

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"Come on Craig! You can do this! Double black bumps! LET'S GO!!!!!!" -CBC

    "Skiing is the biggest hassle but once you're on the mountain, it's worth it." -CBC _________________________________________________________________ "The best part of the day is taking off your ski boots." - CBC __________________________________________________________________ "Come on Craig! You can do this! Double black bumps! LET'S GO!!!!!!" -CBC

    THE BUMPS!!!!!!!!
    THE BUMPS!!!!!!!!
    The hot chocolate breaks
    The hot chocolate breaks
    Watching Oscar noms
    Watching Oscar noms
    Having near death experiences while still somehow improving your technique and becoming Shawn White
    Having near death experiences while still somehow improving your technique and becoming Shawn White
    Breaking your speed record on Ski Tracks and taking Go Pro videos
    Breaking your speed record on Ski Tracks and taking Go Pro videos
    Shredding down the bunny slope
    Shredding down the bunny slope
  4. How often do you workout?

    Healthy living amirite!

    Healthy living amirite!

    Once, sometimes twice a day. You live for the healthy lifestyle!
    Once, sometimes twice a day. You live for the healthy lifestyle!
    5 times a week so you can eat whatever you want.
    5 times a week so you can eat whatever you want.
    On Sundays
    On Sundays
    3-5 times a week, whenever you go through a burst of ~healthy living~
    3-5 times a week, whenever you go through a burst of ~healthy living~
    ERRYDAY BECAUSE BALL IS LIFE
    ERRYDAY BECAUSE BALL IS LIFE
    Even your commute is exercise.
    Even your commute is exercise.
  5. What do you get at TPF

    the only post arrival at LAX meal ever.

    the only post arrival at LAX meal ever.

    One mushroom taco, extra lettuce, add cheese. All the salsas
    One mushroom taco, extra lettuce, add cheese. All the salsas
    Spinach breakfast burrito, no rice, add avo. Green salsa & limes.
    Spinach breakfast burrito, no rice, add avo. Green salsa & limes.
    Side of tortillas, side of beans, side of sour cream, side of limes.
    Side of tortillas, side of beans, side of sour cream, side of limes.
    Spinach breakfast burrito, no rice, add avocado. Side of red sauce to pour on burrito.
    Spinach breakfast burrito, no rice, add avocado. Side of red sauce to pour on burrito.
    Potato breakfast burrito or a bowl of a lot of random ingredients mushed together.
    Potato breakfast burrito or a bowl of a lot of random ingredients mushed together.
    You always mysteriously show up right after dinner on a TPF night...coincidence? I think not.
    You always mysteriously show up right after dinner on a TPF night...coincidence? I think not.
  6. How do you feel about dogs?

    CORDYYYYYYY!!!

    CORDYYYYYYY!!!

    Cordy is the most perfect angel you have ever seen and you just want to cry because he is so beautiful.
    Cordy is the most perfect angel you have ever seen and you just want to cry because he is so beautiful.
    You love when your siblings are at college because Cordy sleeps with the oldest kid in the house. You occasionally refer to him as Cocodrilo.
    You love when your siblings are at college because Cordy sleeps with the oldest kid in the house. You occasionally refer to him as Cocodrilo.
    You claim you don't like dogs but you have been found secretly talking to Cordy. And you bought dog insurance.
    You claim you don't like dogs but you have been found secretly talking to Cordy. And you bought dog insurance.
    You too claim to not love dogs, but you've never ended a dinner without letting Cordy sit on your lap.
    You too claim to not love dogs, but you've never ended a dinner without letting Cordy sit on your lap.
    The only dog you love is Cordy. That is all.
    The only dog you love is Cordy. That is all.
    You love Cordy and sometimes go play with him when no one else is home. You occasionally refer to him as
    You love Cordy and sometimes go play with him when no one else is home. You occasionally refer to him as "Gus."
  7. What rule would you implement in the Cooper Household?

    "From now on, this is a rule..." - Chris

    "From now on, this is a rule..." - Chris

    No drinking Fiji Water with normal ice cubes
    No drinking Fiji Water with normal ice cubes
    No shoes on the glass floor
    No shoes on the glass floor
    We must wait 1 minute before we begin to eat a meal for photos
    We must wait 1 minute before we begin to eat a meal for photos
    Everyone's outfits have to match on the Safari
    Everyone's outfits have to match on the Safari
    Any foods that have weird things growing out of them cannot be salvaged and MUST be thrown out
    Any foods that have weird things growing out of them cannot be salvaged and MUST be thrown out
    No picking on Androids allowed. Picking on Apple devices is acceptable (because they're inferior).
    No picking on Androids allowed. Picking on Apple devices is acceptable (because they're inferior).
  8. What's your dream job?

    because we all know Craig & Lisa would run a killer restaurant.

    because we all know Craig & Lisa would run a killer restaurant.

    Something that will take you to the Oscars
    Something that will take you to the Oscars
    Actor in a Broadway Musical
    Actor in a Broadway Musical
    Lakers General Manager
    Lakers General Manager
    Doctor/Surgeon
    Doctor/Surgeon
    CIA Agent
    CIA Agent
    Working with kids and Jewish things
    Working with kids and Jewish things
  9. When do you start an assignment?

    there's only one person who procrastinates in the cooper family... just @ me.

    there's only one person who procrastinates in the cooper family... just @ me.

    The day it is assigned. You've never been seen doing homework on a Sunday.
    The day it is assigned. You've never been seen doing homework on a Sunday.
    As close to the deadline as possible. But you always manage to pull through.
    As close to the deadline as possible. But you always manage to pull through.
    It depends, but it's always scheduled out per-day so you don't get stressed. You love to work in the library.
    It depends, but it's always scheduled out per-day so you don't get stressed. You love to work in the library.
    You make a schedule for your work-- even if it's the smallest assignment ever. Preparation is your LIFE.
    You make a schedule for your work-- even if it's the smallest assignment ever. Preparation is your LIFE.
    Somehow, you start it before it's even assigned. You may or may not have an absurdly high GPA in college.
    Somehow, you start it before it's even assigned. You may or may not have an absurdly high GPA in college.
    You always have an absurd amount of things to do so it's impossible to know whether or not you're starting them early or late.
    You always have an absurd amount of things to do so it's impossible to know whether or not you're starting them early or late.
  10. What's your favorite self-advocacy scenario?

    all about the free upgrade

    all about the free upgrade

    Getting into schools/programs
    Getting into schools/programs
    Getting into classes that are full
    Getting into classes that are full
    Getting upgraded at a hotel or on an airplane
    Getting upgraded at a hotel or on an airplane
    Getting internships
    Getting internships
    Making sure your order is cooked right at a restaurant (send it back)
    Making sure your order is cooked right at a restaurant (send it back)
    Making sure everyone receives just/fair treatment
    Making sure everyone receives just/fair treatment

Which Member Of The Cooper Family Are You?

You got: Sam/Scooper/Sam Cooper MD

You probably are a secret (not-so-secret?) genius and love all things tech. Maybe you like the outdoors too. All-in-all you're a fab person who may occasionally be sketchy about their plans. That's ok tho, we love u anyways. Past hobbies must include: yo-yoing, fedora wearing, skateboarding, paper airplaning, bicycling, keyboard-making, building fidget toys, and gaming.

Sam/Scooper/Sam Cooper MD
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You got: Talya/TaCo/Trapeze Talya (LOL)

You likely had a very odd past but you turned out to be an extremely (it's almost weird) normal person. You have a passion for dessert, but unlike most other people in the family, can eat as much as you want of it without gaining any weight. You also probably have a ton of secret talents, such as speaking Spanish and doing circus moves.

Talya/TaCo/Trapeze Talya (LOL)
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You got: Craig'd.

You live for the ~LAW~ and are everyone's favorite father. You're also more or less snapchat famous. Next to law, you probably love food most (when you're not on "diets" that generally last 2 days). Boba or dark chocolate anyone?

Craig'd.
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You got: Lisa/LC/Cookin Coop

You most likely are the reason the world is still running. You are one of Camp Ramah's biggest stars (despite it only being your 3rd year) but no one's surprised. You manage to make killer vegetarian food every single night, and challah that is pretty much famous around LA. You don’t order boba which is subject for expulsion from the family, but we’ll let it slide. Side note: We can never find our stuff cause it gets put in Piles on the stairs every 5 minutes. At least the house is clean..?

Lisa/LC/Cookin Coop
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You got: Riva/RiCo/@Spoon_USC

You are the NORMAL one. Blessed with the rare creative gene and obsessed with food. Undeniably an LA person. You probably live for your insta to the point that you spend hours debating your ~flow~. You can likely be found living (but not studying) in the library for the 48 hours before an assignment is due because for some reason you don’t get stressed out.

Riva/RiCo/@Spoon_USC
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You got: Chris/Kobe Bryant/Chaim

You may not share the same last name as the Coopers, but it's pretty obvious that you were meant to be in the family. Except for the fact that you're actually very athletic and understand sports (that's how people know ur not blood related). If you weren’t as short you might be a famous basketball player, but that’s ok because the ~corporate life~ is the life for you

Chris/Kobe Bryant/Chaim
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