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Which Member Of The Cooper Family Are You?

Find out which member of ~Santa Monica's~ squaddiest squad you are

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  1. What's your go-to boba order?

    If you don't know what boba is you can...well...leave.

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    Medium tea latte, 30% sugar, less ice, add pearl. No heavy cream, more tea less milk (DUH).
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    Lamonade, 50% sugar, add pearl (ask employee for a lot of pearl, but not so much that you have to pay extra)
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    Large tea latte, 30% sugar, no ice, dd pearl. No heavy cream, more tea less milk (DUH).
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    Vanilla Milk Tea, add pearl
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    Large tea latte (medium if you're on a diet), 0% sugar, less ice, add pearl. No heavy cream, more tea less milk (DUH).
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    No-ba for me! (Maybe eat leftover boba balls from other people's drinks)
  2. When eating a meal you...

    Because everyone in the Cooper family lives for dinner.

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    Spend more time taking pictures of the food than eating
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    Eat healthy food, stop eating when you are full. #SelfControl
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    Say you're full but keep eating.
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    Try to be adventurous but deem most foods to have a "violent taste."
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    Try to "eat a little less," because that's the only realistic/successful (?) diet you can do.
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    Eat whatever is put in front of you, and eat a lot.
  3. The best part about a ski trip is...

    "Skiing is the biggest hassle but once you're on the mountain, it's worth it." -CBC _________________________________________________________________ "The best part of the day is taking off your ski boots." - CBC __________________________________________________________________ "Come on Craig! You can do this! Double black bumps! LET'S GO!!!!!!" -CBC

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    THE BUMPS!!!!!!!!
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    The hot chocolate breaks
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    Watching Oscar noms
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    Having near death experiences while still somehow improving your technique and becoming Shawn White
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    Breaking your speed record on Ski Tracks and taking Go Pro videos
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    Shredding down the bunny slope
  4. How often do you workout?

    Healthy living amirite!

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    Once, sometimes twice a day. You live for the healthy lifestyle!
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    5 times a week so you can eat whatever you want.
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    On Sundays
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    3-5 times a week, whenever you go through a burst of ~healthy living~
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    ERRYDAY BECAUSE BALL IS LIFE
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    Even your commute is exercise.
  5. What do you get at TPF

    the only post arrival at LAX meal ever.

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    One mushroom taco, extra lettuce, add cheese. All the salsas
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    Spinach breakfast burrito, no rice, add avo. Green salsa & limes.
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    Side of tortillas, side of beans, side of sour cream, side of limes.
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    Spinach breakfast burrito, no rice, add avocado. Side of red sauce to pour on burrito.
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    Potato breakfast burrito or a bowl of a lot of random ingredients mushed together.
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    You always mysteriously show up right after dinner on a TPF night...coincidence? I think not.
  6. How do you feel about dogs?

    CORDYYYYYYY!!!

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    Cordy is the most perfect angel you have ever seen and you just want to cry because he is so beautiful.
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    You love when your siblings are at college because Cordy sleeps with the oldest kid in the house. You occasionally refer to him as Cocodrilo.
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    You claim you don't like dogs but you have been found secretly talking to Cordy. And you bought dog insurance.
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    You too claim to not love dogs, but you've never ended a dinner without letting Cordy sit on your lap.
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    The only dog you love is Cordy. That is all.
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    You love Cordy and sometimes go play with him when no one else is home. You occasionally refer to him as "Gus."
  7. What rule would you implement in the Cooper Household?

    "From now on, this is a rule..." - Chris

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    No drinking Fiji Water with normal ice cubes
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    No shoes on the glass floor
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    We must wait 1 minute before we begin to eat a meal for photos
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    Everyone's outfits have to match on the Safari
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    Any foods that have weird things growing out of them cannot be salvaged and MUST be thrown out
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    No picking on Androids allowed. Picking on Apple devices is acceptable (because they're inferior).
  8. What's your dream job?

    because we all know Craig & Lisa would run a killer restaurant.

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    Something that will take you to the Oscars
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    Actor in a Broadway Musical
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    Lakers General Manager
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    Doctor/Surgeon
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    CIA Agent
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    Working with kids and Jewish things
  9. When do you start an assignment?

    there's only one person who procrastinates in the cooper family... just @ me.

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    The day it is assigned. You've never been seen doing homework on a Sunday.
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    As close to the deadline as possible. But you always manage to pull through.
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    It depends, but it's always scheduled out per-day so you don't get stressed. You love to work in the library.
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    You make a schedule for your work-- even if it's the smallest assignment ever. Preparation is your LIFE.
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    Somehow, you start it before it's even assigned. You may or may not have an absurdly high GPA in college.
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    You always have an absurd amount of things to do so it's impossible to know whether or not you're starting them early or late.
  10. What's your favorite self-advocacy scenario?

    all about the free upgrade

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    Getting into schools/programs
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    Getting into classes that are full
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    Getting upgraded at a hotel or on an airplane
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    Getting internships
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    Making sure your order is cooked right at a restaurant (send it back)
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    Making sure everyone receives just/fair treatment
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