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What Kind Of RIFF Passenger Are You?

where's your bathroom?

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  1. can you read this sign?

    yes
    no
    what sign?
    idk I'm late can I just go to the boat?
  2. how early would you come to the boat?

    30 mins
    45mins to 3hrs in advance
    when I get there
    2 mins before
    just point me in the direction of the bathroom
  3. do you buy a ticket in advance?

    duh!
    whats a reservation?
    maybe
  4. What does this sign say?

    form line here. please have your ID ready.
    walk around the sign and to the counter
    stand in the corner and look confused
    make a joke about there being no line and make everyone uncomfy
    I cant read that I'm too late
    where is the bathroom?
  5. do you know how to park a car?

    yes, just in the lot like directed.
    no I park where I want
    can you do it for me
    idk I have to pee
    I already moved the cones and did it myself
    in the authorized parking only right?
  6. what do you think when you see this door?

    thats an emergency exit
    the door I go out to get the boat
    the door to the bathroom?
    is that Air Force 1 out front?
  7. how do you treat a riff employee on the phone?

    with respect
    how ever I want, the customer is always right
    horribly
    ask their name at the end of the phone call
    ask them to hold the boat for me
    I really have to pee
  8. do you know how to use a computer/ website?

    yes its simple
    I need major help
    no I will call and tell you my whole life story
    lol no you're my travel agent bitch
    I don't have a computer
    does it tell me where the bathroom is??
  9. do you know how to do research on your own?

    yeah I can figure it out
    help meeee
    just do it for me
    where is the sight seeing tour???
    ill be late no matter what
    I just need to pee
  10. how do you make a reservation?

    online
    when I get to the office 10 mins before the boat is set to leave
    I don't like to make reservations, I'm watching the weather
    idk my people do that
    when is the new building going up?
    I HAVE TO PEEEEE

What Kind Of RIFF Passenger Are You?

You got: the perfect passenger

comes 30 mins before. has an ID ready. can read the signs in the office. makes a reservation..... ONLINE. is kind.

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You got: The worst passenger

gets here way too early and complains saying we told them to do that

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You got: the late one

doesn't pay for parking and has to have car valeted then walks slowly to the dock

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You got: The "VIP"

comes into the office and doesn't think they need to do anything and get special treatment

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You got: the nosey bitch

asks too many questions. tries to make jokes about stupid shit.

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You got: the pee-er

doesn't get we don't have a bathroom and can't read the freaking sign that specifically says we don't!!

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