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What Kind Of RIFF Passenger Are You?

where's your bathroom?

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  1. can you read this sign?

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    yes
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    no
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    what sign?
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    idk I'm late can I just go to the boat?
  2. how early would you come to the boat?

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    30 mins
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    45mins to 3hrs in advance
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    when I get there
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    2 mins before
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    just point me in the direction of the bathroom
  3. do you buy a ticket in advance?

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    duh!
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    whats a reservation?
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    maybe
  4. What does this sign say?

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    form line here. please have your ID ready.
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    walk around the sign and to the counter
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    stand in the corner and look confused
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    make a joke about there being no line and make everyone uncomfy
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    I cant read that I'm too late
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    where is the bathroom?
  5. do you know how to park a car?

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    yes, just in the lot like directed.
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    no I park where I want
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    can you do it for me
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    idk I have to pee
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    I already moved the cones and did it myself
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    in the authorized parking only right?
  6. what do you think when you see this door?

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    thats an emergency exit
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    the door I go out to get the boat
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    the door to the bathroom?
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    is that Air Force 1 out front?
  7. how do you treat a riff employee on the phone?

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    with respect
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    how ever I want, the customer is always right
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    horribly
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    ask their name at the end of the phone call
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    ask them to hold the boat for me
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    I really have to pee
  8. do you know how to use a computer/ website?

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    yes its simple
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    I need major help
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    no I will call and tell you my whole life story
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    lol no you're my travel agent bitch
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    I don't have a computer
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    does it tell me where the bathroom is??
  9. do you know how to do research on your own?

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    yeah I can figure it out
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    help meeee
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    just do it for me
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    where is the sight seeing tour???
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    ill be late no matter what
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    I just need to pee
  10. how do you make a reservation?

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    online
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    when I get to the office 10 mins before the boat is set to leave
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    I don't like to make reservations, I'm watching the weather
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    idk my people do that
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    when is the new building going up?
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    I HAVE TO PEEEEE
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