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What Kind Of Passenger Are You On The RIFF?

do you have a slow ferry?

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  1. where do you put trash after making coffee?

    cup placed for trash
    in trash can 3ft away
    open and spill as many packets as possible
    in a neat pile on the counter
    in the bartenders trash
  2. When boarding the boat how do you deal with your luggage?

    hand to a crew member
    try to take large luggage upstairs
    stow luggage yourself
    complain crew won't store you purse
    tell us it is heavy when it isn't
  3. how do you like your drink?

    double shot
    single shot
    virgin
    nah, no fun for me- water
  4. what is your first question when you get on the boat?

    where is the bathroom?
    what is the wifi?
    where are the life jackets?
    where are the puke bags?
    when does the bar open?
    how fast are we going?
  5. what part of the trip do you go to the bathroom?

    right when I get the boat- those ports potties suck!
    in the middle trip
    after the captain announces "now would be a good time"
    ask to go when the bathroom closes
  6. how do you pass time on the boat?

    sit quietly alone
    talk to the crew at the bar the entire time
    watch a movie with no headphones on full blast
    fall asleep so the crew has to wake you when the boat docks
  7. if you choose to complain about one thing what would it be?

    it being too cold, because the crew controls the weather.
    the bathrooms being closed.
    not being allowed to store tiny luggage
    no wifi
  8. Why are we running late?

    maybe because you arrived to embark on the boat 2 mins before departure.
    we took the scenic route
    the tide
    weather conditions
  9. if you know you get seasick how do you prepare for the trip?

    take dramamine beforehand.
    ask for dramamine on the boat (sorry too late)
    throw up in the sink and not tell anyone
    throw up and watch the crew clean up you vom
    buy an anchor bar
  10. if you are to leave one thing on the boat, what would it be?

    glasses/ sun glasses
    phone/charger
    some type of clothing
    wallet
    bag
    nothing because I know how to take of myself

What Kind Of Passenger Are You On The RIFF?

You got: The "DIVA"

can't do anything themselves, even the simplest tasks are to difficult for this passenger.

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You got: The perfect passenger

can perform tasks like a normal component person.

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You got: just the absolute worst.

does and asks the opposite of how you should act anywhere. is rude and makes the crew hate them.

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You got: the airhead

is an actual idiot. like the crew is concerned for them and if they can actually survive in the normal world

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