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i am 100% correct in this. my credentials are that i am a table.

advice based on what kind of table i think you are

hmm ok, pick a plant! 

something to drink

pick ur favorite horror movie trope 

pick something for breakfast

impulsively change your appearance

finally, pick an unrealistic pet to communicate with telepathically

you’re reliable, you’re solid, you’ve got anything that anyone could possibly need. you’re a social butterfly and a true friend, but you’re def  a bit messy, and you’re probably someone who thinks they’re good at multitasking but isn’t. my advice? spa day

kitchen counter

it’s a pool table for in the pool, but it’s broken. need i say more?
my advice: therapy

deflated inflatable pool table

people love to hate, but nobody knows what they’d do without you. you’re supportive, flexible, and maybe you can be a little crude sometimes, but at the end of the day your presence makes everything better. my advice: know when to set boundaries to take care of yourself

airplane tray table

i mean, sometimes bigger is better, but for you it always is. you’re giving classics, you’re serving great gatsby vibes. you love going all out to show people that you really care about them, and you’re a fan of big events. you love big groups of people, and they love you too. my advice: take a moment to think about urself, alone. what do YOU need?

big wooden dinner table

bestie you are here for a Good Time, and when you’re here it is a good time!! you’re just plain old fun— but sometimes, things get a bit messy when you’re involved. my advice? work on ur communication skills

outdoor table (bonus points with an umbrella)

you are one of those people who somehow does everything well, and loves doing everything. you can be in a hundred places at once. bake sale? sure. arts and crafts? hell yeah. you’re giving soccer mom vibes but in a chill way. and you probably like thrift shopping and going to neighborhood markets and “supporting local businesses” but really ur bored and u always need something new to do. my advice: remember to slow down and really enjoy each moment!!

folding plastic table

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