1. It's rude to say hello without texting first.
2. Why are we still doing roll call in 2017 when we can raise our hands silently from our seats?
3. Thanks, didn't know positivity was the cure.
4. Finally responded to my mother's email.
5. DON'T LOOK AT ME!
6. Just wondering why you ignored the third sentence in a text I sent last month.
7. But I really, really enjoyed the pancakes.
8. Please do not disturb, I'm way too swamped doing nothing.
9. Such wise words.
10. Brb, need a nap.
11. I'm here for a good time, not a long time...
12. Life. Ruined.
14. My idea of a date.
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