7 Reasons Why Pygmies Are The G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time)

Pygmy goats are the coolest pets! (Yes, cooler than your cat). Read this article to find out why these goats are needed in your life!

1. Pygmy goats are more loyal than your best friend, Jil.

Regina Webb

Pygmies follow you everywhere. They are little social butterflies and love to hang out. When your friends bail on you, your goats always have your back. Whoever said, "a dog is a mans best friend" never had pygmy goats...

2. Pygmy goats give a new meaning to rock climbing.

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These creatures can climb, jump, and hop. Whether it's rocks, logs, your back, or the kitchen table, these goats jump on everything and anything. And it's so much fun to watch!

3. Pygmy goats are cheap gardeners.

Regina Webb

If you don't have the extra money to spend on a gardener each week, pygmy goats will get the job done for you. You will have the cutest lawn mowers on the block. And it's free food for the pygmies! Win-Win.

4. Pygmy goats do yoga. You've goat to be kidding!

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Yes, pygmies will do yoga with you. If you haven't seen the viral videos of goats doing yoga, please go watch them on YouTube right now. You will not be disappointed.

5. Pygmy goats can keep you entertained for hours.

Don't have any plans for your Friday night? You don't have to when you have pygmy goats. They are so much fun. These active little creatures love to play. They entertain themselves and entertain their owners. If you want to literally LOL everyday, get yourself some pygmies. You won't be disappointed!

6. Pygmy goats make great gifts.

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Don't know what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day? Here's a hint. Get a pygmy goat. She'll love you forever.

7. Pygmy goats can walk on water.

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OK maybe they can't. But I am just trying to get my point across that pygmies are the most badass pet and everyone needs to get one (or twenty) ! Your life is not complete without a pygmy in it.