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15 Signs College Football Basically Rules Your Life

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1. You spend most of the year craving college football season.

2. And when it finally arrives, life is basically perfect.

3. Saturday begins at 9 a.m., watching game-day predictions on West Coast games...

4. ...and it ends around midnight when the final night game wraps it.

5. Either your S.O. begrudgingly accepts this arrangement...

6. ...or this is your first season as a couple, and it's taking some adjusting.

7. You reconnect with your buds from college via group text.

8. And you call people up you haven't spoken to in a minute, just so you can rag on them about that missed kick.

9. If you could marry a YouTube Channel, it might be this one – because the two of you are perfect together.

10. You don't know what's playing on the radio because you listen to sports podcasts 24/7.

11. You have a complex hierarchy of college team allegiances.

12. You make a yearly pilgrimage to your school's rivalry game.

13. If you devoted the time and attention to work that you've devoted to your rankings spreadsheet, you'd probably be an actuary by now.

14. You almost feel like your entire life has been a preface to this first year of the college playoffs.

15. But you'd have it no other way because college football is part of you. It's your dynasty, it's your alma mater, and it's your family.

And of course: everything starts to look like a football.