1. Big Red speaks softly and carries a big stick.
2. Big Red has the "stamina" to be President.
3. Big Red fulfills the age requirement.
4. Big Red is very informed.
5. Big Red has great respect for women.
6. And is very responsible with emails.
7. Big Red is great with kids.
8. And animals, too.
9. Big Red would be the first gender neutral president.
10. Big Red will create jobs and boost the economy.
11. And is committed to our military.
12. Big Red even has great corporate backing from close friend, Grimace and McDonald's.
13. Big Red wants to remind everyone, "Why do we need a wall when we already have a hill?"
14. Remember when you go to vote this year, vote for someone (or something) that will work hard for you! Vote Big Red!
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