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14 Reasons You Should Vote Big Red For President

Here are 14 reasons you should vote for Big Red to be the 45th President of the United States.

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1. Big Red speaks softly and carries a big stick.

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Big Red took this phrase from Teddy Roosevelt quite literally.

2. Big Red has the "stamina" to be President.

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"Let me tell ya, Big Red is fit to get the job done."

3. Big Red fulfills the age requirement.

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Big Red will turn 37 years old on December 1st, 2016. Making Big Red about one year older than the 35 year old age requirement.

4. Big Red is very informed.

Big Red has been studying at Western Kentucky University since 1979! That is years of knowledge that Big Red will put to use for you!
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Big Red has been studying at Western Kentucky University since 1979! That is years of knowledge that Big Red will put to use for you!

5. Big Red has great respect for women.

6. And is very responsible with emails.

7. Big Red is great with kids.

8. And animals, too.

9. Big Red would be the first gender neutral president.

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For those of you who don't know, Big Red is gender neutral. That would make for a historic first president who was not only gender neutral, but also red, furry, and not a human!

10. Big Red will create jobs and boost the economy.

11. And is committed to our military.

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12. Big Red even has great corporate backing from close friend, Grimace and McDonald's.

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13. Big Red wants to remind everyone, "Why do we need a wall when we already have a hill?"

14. Remember when you go to vote this year, vote for someone (or something) that will work hard for you! Vote Big Red!

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