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15 Reasons Why It's Awesome To Be A Redneck

Let those colors fly, y'all. Catch up with 14 red, white, and blue-collared Americans as CMT takes them far away from cold beer and drop them in a tropical paradise where they’ll complete for $100,000! Redneck Island premieres Saturday, November 10th. 9/8c, only on CMT.

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1. Pimping a redneck ride is easy.

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Yo dawg, we heard you enjoy the outdoors...

2. They know how to cut a rug.

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There is no shame or judgment on a redneck dance floor.

3. Rednecks will always help a neighbor in need.

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Unless that neighbor is a Hatfield and/or McCoy, natch.

4. They spend all day huntin' fer critters.

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Nothin' relieves stress like blastin' at fuzzy varmints.

5. Rednecks have the best music.

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Because who would wanna boot-scoot to Nickelback?

6. They're resourceful.

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Life lesson: never doubt the brilliance of redneck ingenuity.

7. Rednecks know kung-fu.

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It's a proud tradition that's been carried on since Feudal Alabama.

8. They have a sense of humor.

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Even if roughly 77% of redneck pranks end in missing fingers.

9. Rednecks know how to make chores awesome.

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When was the last time you drove a Harley/John Deere hybrid, city slicker?

10. And they cook the best barbecue.

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Note: no pigs were harmed during the making of this gif.

11. Rednecks know how to have fun in the sun.

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This is actually just the clean-up. The real fun couldn't be captured by gif alone.

12. They're all about that tractor life.

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They didn't choose this farm life. This farm life chose them.

13. Rednecks make their own rollercoasters.

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And they don't need yer fancy-schmancy Six Flags, neither.

14. They're masters at hiding in plain sight.

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Few people know about the strong ties between the Redneck and Ninja clans.

15. And the redneck mullet will never go out of style.

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NEVER.

So remember...

USA! USA!