1. Cubano-Style Cheeseburger Courtesy of The Crepes Of Wrath / Via thecrepesofwrath.com You know, money can't buy happiness, but it can buy the 10 or so ingredients this badass burger has — and that's pretty darn close. 2. Teriyaki Piña Colada Burger Courtesy of Oh Sweet Basil / Via ohsweetbasil.com There are two ways to achieve perfection in this world: (1) be George Clooney, and (2) be this exotic, delectable burger. 3. Roasted Poblano Chipotle Cheddar Burger Courtesy of A Southern Fairy Tale / Via asouthernfairytale.com In our opinion, poblano and chipotle should embark in a lifelong romance, allow themselves to be photographed by paparazzi at basketball games, sail across Santorini, feed each other pastries on a Parisian terrace on a cloudy April evening, and never let themselves be without the other ever, 'cause let us tell you: These two are bomb together. Especially in this burger. 4. Over-the-Top Burger Courtesy of Oh Sweet Basil / Via ohsweetbasil.com Sometimes a mango-flaunting, guac-parading burger like this one comes along and reminds us that, yes, life is good. No, well, not "good" — life is a finger-licking, heart-stopping, awe-inspiring, burger-filled paradise. 5. Grilled Asian Pork Burger Courtesy of Heather Cristo / Via heatherchristo.com The Asian slaw and pickled red onions in this mighty burger will make your taste buds drop and do the dougie for a good two hours. 6. Tillamook Bacon Cheeseburger Courtesy of Oh Sweet Basil / Via ohsweetbasil.com Dear BuzzFeed reader, Let us introduce you to your new favorite burger. It has french fries, bacon, and sharp cheddar (on top of a ridiculously juicy piece of meat), plus the queen of all sauces: mayo, BBQ, paprika, chili, black pepper, dijon, and a little salt and pepper. We'll give you a moment to digest that. 7. Asian Salmon Burger Courtesy of Heather Christo / Via heatherchristo.com Maybe you're trying to cut back on red meat. Maybe you're trying to get creative. Maybe you just want a burger that looks like a dang rainbow. Well, try this one. The spicy herb dip will blow your mind. 8. Falafel Burgers With Tzatziki Courtesy of Feasting at Home / Via feastingathome.com Um...so, let's see if we're all good here...Falafel ✔️Tomatoes ✔️Tzatziki ✔️In our bellies... 🔜 9. Brazilian Burger With Egg Oh Sweet Basil / Via ohsweetbasil.com This Brazilian-inspired burger borrows chorizo from Spain and welcomes avocado into its meaty world to become a scrumptiously unique concoction. Oh, yeah, and check out THAT EGG. 10. Harissa Burger Courtesy of Feasting at Home / Via feastingathome.com Brioche buns are incredible: They're sweet and fluffy, and they smell really good, just like a freshly bathed puppy (except actually edible). This burger has Harissa aioli (a smoky, mouthwatering sauce made with dried chilis and mayo) spread on the brioche buns, which only makes it that much more delectable. Add pickled onions, a juicy burger patty, melted cheese, a touch of arugula, and— heck, can we just marry this burger?! 11. Grass-Fed Burger With Zucchini and Sauerkraut Courtesy of Eye Candy Popper / Via eyecandypopper.com Sauerkraut makes everything better. Our mom could be like, "There's a bucket of old beans for dinner," and we'd be sad, but then if she ended with "....with sauerkraut," we'd instantly be more excited than Richard Simmons in a metallic leg warmer superstore. Due to our very real obsession with sauerkraut's magical powers, this burger is kickass. 12. Italian Burger Courtesy of Cook Nourish Bliss / Via cooknourishbliss.com Italian cuisine provides us with magnificent ingredients, and this incredible burger with pesto-mayo sauce proves that we owe a big ol' "grazie" to our friends on the other side of the pond. 13. Not to be mistaken with this LASAGNA BURGER. Courtesy of Oh Sweet Basil / Via ohsweetbasil.com This burger is the equivalent of adding wings to a unicorn, or just, you know, making something amazing even more amazing. Bib optional. What can we say? Burgers are good. Pair 'em with a crisp and refreshing REDD'S Apple Ale.