1. Illegal Hands to the Toppings:
The act of picking at pizza toppings that are on a slice one does not intend to eat.
2. Unnecessary Spillage:
The unwarranted spilling of a beverage on another guest.
3. False Start:
The commencement of eating prior to permission being granted to the party as a whole.
4. Ineligible Guest Encroachment:
Either (a) the deliberate attending of a party where there was not a proper invitation or (b) the bringing of a plus-one without the consent of party host.
5. Crust Infraction:
The incomplete eating of pizza crust and the subsequent savaging of their remains in one centralized location.
6. Intentional Costume Misplacement:
The act of putting zero effort in obtaining a costume for a COSTUME party.
7. Roughing the Glassware:
The circumstantial breaking of beverage glassware in a high-traffic area.
8. Running out of Ice:
During the course of the party, the hostess's supply of ice is diminished.
9. Illegal Slice Procedure:
The act of grabbing the last slice without asking if any other parties were interested in the same said slice.
10. Music Interference:
The impeding of good vibes by the stoppage of music throughout the course of the party.
11. Illegal Waste Procedure:
The act of not disposing trash upon completion of meal.
What other party penalties have you made? Comment below!
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