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The Bachelor Recap Episode 5

Should we just start calling it the Corrine Show instead of The Bachelor?

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We start with Taylor vs. Corrine again. I made a fun little drinking game for this. Drink 1 every time Taylor says "Emotional Intelligence", Drink 2 every time Corrine calls her a bitch, and Drink 3 each time Corrine drinks.

Corrine runs to Nick after their conversation and starts to complain how Taylor is not there for the right reasons. Honey, are you here for the right reasons or just more TV air time?

Nick gives a very...grateful speech at the rose ceremony. "Thank you all for an amazing week...Thank you all for the fun...I want to thank each one of you...Thanks." You're a natural Nick.

Is ABC on a tight budget this season? First the trip to Waukesha and now they can't even turn on the heat in this barn?

Next Stop New Orleans! Someone tell Corrine that you only get beads at Mardi Gras, not year round.

The one on one date goes to Rachel, time to rekindle that first impression. Also, one of the best dates so far on the show since its centered around eating all the food of New Orleans.

Their date seems so cute and genuine that all I wonder is why Rachel is even on this show? She seems so cute and normal.

Everyone goes on the group date except Corrine and Taylor...Surprise! (Not). It the Chad vs. Alex women edition. We don't really like either, but at least one will go home.

Watching a haunted house on TV is even less fun than you would think (and it doesn't even sound that fun to begin with). They touch what they're "not supposed to" which causes Mae, the spirit of the house, to get angry. BOO!

Danielle L. comes out as a psychic predicting "The rose will go to someone who needs reassurance...someone who had a one on one early on" Pan the camera to Nick and Danielle M. talking.

Raven drops the L bomb that took everyone on their couches and even Nick by surprise. Remember Nick, for your own safety don't cross'll probably have to get married now. Game Over.

Getting ready for the two on one date, Corrine preps by ordering a 5 course meal and Taylor is huffing incense. Things only go uphill from here, for our entertainment not their sanity.

Nick, Taylor and Corrine take a boat through an alligator infested bayou when they then walk up in the middle of some ritual with voodoo dolls.

Taylor and Corrine each take turns sitting down with a card reader who magically is able to pull the cards reading the situation to a T. Bravo lady.

While taking turns, the one not getting her script errr I mean cards read gets a chance to talk with Nick. Heads up, the drinking game from earlier is back and you're going to need a new bottle of wine. "Emotional Intelligence."

Corrine ends up getting the rose sending Taylor packing. Finally I don't have to look at that smirk on Taylor's face anymore.

Watch out Corrine, you might've beaten the swamp monster but you didn't kill it. She's back and she's coming for you.

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