1. First of all, there's not knowing how to make ramen, and then there's REALLY not knowing how to make ramen:
2. These were patties once, we think.
3. Let this be a lesson on why you shouldn't microwave burgers...
4. And let this be a reminder that overcooked nuggets will look like straight up dog food:
5. Sludge stew, anyone?
6. Or how about some extremely boiled eggs?
7. Let's have a moment of silence for these dinner rolls, who never stood a chance:
8. As well as this tapioca wrap that tried — it really tried:
9. To be fair, who amongst us hasn't burned rice like this?
10. Although this cake number requires a special kind of talent.
11. 👏 SOMEONE 👏 MANAGED 👏 TO BURN 👏 A 👏 HOT 👏 DOG!!!
12. And we think that, once upon a time, these used to be fries.
13. These dumplings are so burned that this person had to put burn ointment on their fingers!!
14. And this pasta-lover should probably be banned from Italian food forever:
15. Yep, we'll be revoking someone's pizza privileges here:
16. And finally, we're pretty sure this lasagna has basically morphed into an entirely different state of matter.
This post was translated from Portuguese.