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This Is Why Baby Aardvarks Are The Creepiest Creatures In The World

Like a science experiment to combine a pig and a rabbit gone terribly wrong.

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A baby was recently born at Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo & Aquarium. It's not fluffy. It's not cuddly.

It's a BABY AARDVARK and it's creepy as shit.

What is this terrifying creature? WHERE IN OUTER SPACE DOES IT HAIL FROM?


How did this cross between a bunny and a ballsack manage to survive evolution this long?

Maybe because no hungry animal could even manage to go near them?

Like, is this a zombie baby? Doesn't it kinda look like it wants to eat brains?

Just look at it's weird little human-like hand. Eugh.


OK, fine, this one born at the Detroit Zoo earlier this year is kind of cute. Kind of.


But come on, if this isn't the closest living thing to the Montauk Monster I don't know what is.

100% a science experiment of a pig-rabbit fusion mixed with the monster under your bed gone horribly, horribly wrong.


Can't they just skip this stage and go straight to being their cute, grown-up selves?