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This Is Why Baby Aardvarks Are The Creepiest Creatures In The World

Like a science experiment to combine a pig and a rabbit gone terribly wrong.

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A baby was recently born at Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo & Aquarium. It's not fluffy. It's not cuddly.

It's a BABY AARDVARK and it's creepy as shit.

Henry Doorly Zoo & Aquarium

What is this terrifying creature? WHERE IN OUTER SPACE DOES IT HAIL FROM?

An unfortunate aardvark born at the Busch Gardens in Tampa, Florida, in 2012.
Busch Gardens

An unfortunate aardvark born at the Busch Gardens in Tampa, Florida, in 2012.

How did this cross between a bunny and a ballsack manage to survive evolution this long?

Maybe because no hungry animal could even manage to go near them?

Busch Gardens

Like, is this a zombie baby? Doesn't it kinda look like it wants to eat brains?

Just look at it's weird little human-like hand. Eugh.

ZOO Antwerp

OK, fine, this one born at the Detroit Zoo earlier this year is kind of cute. Kind of.

And this one at Chicago's Brookfield Zoo isn't terrible.

But come on, if this isn't the closest living thing to the Montauk Monster I don't know what is.

100% a science experiment of a pig-rabbit fusion mixed with the monster under your bed gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Matt Marriott / Busch Gardens Tampa Bay

LITERALLY IS THAT A TAIL OR A BABY'S ARM.

Just, no.

Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo

Can't they just skip this stage and go straight to being their cute, grown-up selves?

ZOO Antwerpen / Jonas Verhulst

Meanwhile, baby aardvarks are like:

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