Once upon a time, someone decided to have a golden retriever and a German shepherd face off in a (very brief) spaghetti-eating contest.
Though the video is from last year, it's been trending online today.
For about half a second, the dogs both have a full bowl of spaghetti. The shepherd's got nowhere to be; he leisurely takes his time.
The golden, on the other hand, has no time to waste. There is food. Food for him to eat. He must do his duty as a golden and scarf it down as fast as physically possibly.
Yeah... not much of a contest.
I'd like to say the German shepherd gave a noble effort but that was pretty embarrassing, dog.
