1. This flag cake that should be respectfully burned:
Etiquette is important.
8. These fruit skewers that just wanted to serve their country:
10. These cake pops that aren’t exactly poppin’ off:
And what country does this flag represent, exactly?
17. And these ones, which never even made it out of the pan:
19. These banana bites that will turn down for literally anything:
20. This hunk of watermelon covered in frosting:
Honestly, you get what you deserve.
21. And this one that didn’t even try to wear a festive outfit:
- Donald Trump accused former Miss Universe Alicia Machado of being in a sex tape, calling her "disgusting." He's appeared in a softcore porn.
- The hair vitamins promoted by the Kardashians make "largely inaccurate" nutrient claims, according to lab tests.
- In a newly released video deposition, Trump implied he planned to call Mexicans "rapists" when he announced his presidential run.