1. This flag cake that should be respectfully burned:
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Etiquette is important.
2. And this cake that's trapped in some kind of horror film scenario:
3. And this one that should probably be rebranded as a moon landing base cake.
5. These jello stars that aren't even trying:
6. These spiral cookies that never quite got their swirl on:
7. This pizza that my have some kind of skin problem:
8. These fruit skewers that just wanted to serve their country:
9. This spirited attempt at sparkler art:
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U2O! U2O!
10. These cake pops that aren't exactly poppin' off:
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And what country does this flag represent, exactly?
11. This less-than-layered beverage:
Add some vodka and it'll be just fine.
12. This...potentially...flag-related...cake?
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IDK, those fish look pretty Swedish to me.
13. This pan full of sadness:
14. This free-form wreath:
15. These rice krispy treats that just want to take a nap:
16. And these ones that have totally lost the will to live:
17. And these ones, which never even made it out of the pan:
18. This nail art gone horribly wrong:
19. These banana bites that will turn down for literally anything:
20. This hunk of watermelon covered in frosting:
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Honestly, you get what you deserve.
21. And this one that didn't even try to wear a festive outfit:
22. These not-so-seductive strawberries.
23. And lastly, whatever the heck this is:
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At least they're clearly stripes of...something.