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Some Questions For The New Girl Scout Cookie

The Girl Scouts are selling a new cookie this year. We chatted with the exotic Mango Creme With NutriFusion™ to learn more about it.

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Meet the newest addition to the Girl Scout Cookie troop: Mango Creme With Nutrifusion™. This is a cookie that promises exciting things.

But who, really, can say that they know the true Mango Creme With NutriFusion™? It is a cookie full of secrets and mysteries. We sat down with the cookie to learn more.

Mango Creme With NutriFusion™:

NutriFusion™ is a delicious new way to get your vitamins! Like I said.

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Oh, you know, nutrients from natural whole food concentrate. As I state in my ingredients list, these include "cranberry, pomegranate, orange, grape, strawberry, shiitake mushrooms."

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Don't even worry about it.

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Zero mango. My ingredients do not, in fact, include mango or any mango-derived substances. I do, however, include "the taste of mango"!

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No trans fats, hydrogenated oils, or preservatives — just pure island delight!

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There are 180 calories in a serving of pure island delight. A serving is three cookies.

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THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER.