Meet the newest addition to the Girl Scout Cookie troop: Mango Creme With Nutrifusion™. This is a cookie that promises exciting things.
But who, really, can say that they know the true Mango Creme With NutriFusion™? It is a cookie full of secrets and mysteries. We sat down with the cookie to learn more.
BuzzFeed: Tell us, what is NutriFusion™?
Mango Creme With NutriFusion™:
NutriFusion™ is a delicious new way to get your vitamins! Like I said.
Q: But, like, what...IS it?
Oh, you know, nutrients from natural whole food concentrate. As I state in my ingredients list, these include "cranberry, pomegranate, orange, grape, strawberry, shiitake mushrooms."
Q: Wait, you're made out of shiitake mushrooms?
Q: OK, well, how much mango is inside of you?
Zero mango. My ingredients do not, in fact, include mango or any mango-derived substances. I do, however, include "the taste of mango"!