1. Hide your beer can inside a soda can.
2. Rock a Beerbelly.
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This man doesn't look like he's up to anything!
WHAT? IT WAS UNDER HIS SHIRT THE WHOLE TIME?
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*faints*
3. Or, for the ladies, the super-stylin' WineRack.
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4. Fun fact: You can fit an entire bottle of wine in a Starbucks "Trenta" cup!
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And red wine kinda looks like iced coffee? Also: Try whiskey.
5. Dunkin' Donuts cups are also an excellent choice for morning/day drinking.
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You rock that hard cider, sister.
Although Styrofoam is a slightly more discreet choice.
6. And honestly, why would you fill this elegant vessel with anything besides alcohol?
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7. Sneak vodka into your morning smoothie. They'll never suspect a thing.
8. Obviously, this also applies to Jamba Juice.
9. The best accessory for your accessory is a wine spigot.
10. Go birding as often as possible.
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11. Rig up this smart little scenario:
12. Fill a CamelBak with booze to stay "hydrated."
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For serious athletes only.
13. Outfit yourself with a stylish Freedom Flask.
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Instant FUPA or your money back!
14. Fill a Diet Coke can with wine, Always Sunny-style.
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15. Don't forget your camera flask.
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Make sure to take photos, 'cause you ain't gonna remember nothin'.
16. Pack a couple of these little guys in your pockets.
Now in seven exciting varieties!
17. And please, wherever you go, always bring quality reading material.
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I don't know, professor, I guess I just really love chemistry?
18. When in doubt, try these six words:
