1. Hide your beer can inside a soda can. wikihow.com Here's how. 2. Rock a Beerbelly. thebeerbelly.com This man doesn't look like he's up to anything! WHAT? IT WAS UNDER HIS SHIRT THE WHOLE TIME? coolmaterial.com *faints* 3. Or, for the ladies, the super-stylin' WineRack. geekalerts.com 4. Fun fact: You can fit an entire bottle of wine in a Starbucks "Trenta" cup! thatsnerdalicious.com And red wine kinda looks like iced coffee? Also: Try whiskey. 5. Dunkin' Donuts cups are also an excellent choice for morning/day drinking. ctscenic.blogspot.com You rock that hard cider, sister. Although Styrofoam is a slightly more discreet choice. weblogs.baltimoresun.com 6. And honestly, why would you fill this elegant vessel with anything besides alcohol? commons.wikimedia.org 7. Sneak vodka into your morning smoothie. They'll never suspect a thing. food52.com 8. Obviously, this also applies to Jamba Juice. blisstree.com 9. The best accessory for your accessory is a wine spigot. firebox.com Get it. 10. Go birding as often as possible. homewetbar.com 11. Rig up this smart little scenario: buzzfeed.com 12. Fill a CamelBak with booze to stay "hydrated." richardelliot.blogspot.com For serious athletes only. 13. Outfit yourself with a stylish Freedom Flask. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com Instant FUPA or your money back! 14. Fill a Diet Coke can with wine, Always Sunny-style. starpulse.com 15. Don't forget your camera flask. binocktails.com Make sure to take photos, 'cause you ain't gonna remember nothin'. 16. Pack a couple of these little guys in your pockets. Now in seven exciting varieties! 17. And please, wherever you go, always bring quality reading material. kikkerland.com I don't know, professor, I guess I just really love chemistry? 18. When in doubt, try these six words: flickr.com Want more awesome booze hacks like these? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Food newsletter, and we’ll send them to you twice a week!