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17 Terrible Valentines For People Who Are Dead Inside

1. For your main squeeze:

2. For your budding romance:

3. For your forever love:

4. For your inquiring partner:

5. For your new love interest:

6. For almost anyone:

7. For your Tinder date:

8. For your future spouse:

9. For your snuggle bunny:

10. For your hot date:

11. For your potential bae:

12. For the hottie you just met:

13. For your significant other:

14. For your booty call:

15. For your longtime sweetheart:

16. For your fervent admirer:

17. For everyone:

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