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    Kick Ass Greeting Cards For Any Occassion

    Want to show someone some love, just because? Here are some (funny, lovey, strange) greeting cards just for that!

    Oh no! Your friend just got dumped. How about this card, a bottle of wine, and some tacos?

    You need a "manly" birthday card....because gender still exists for some people.

    Seeing a long-lost friend after years? Perfect!

    A funny birthday card that has to do with alcohol? Not a problem-o-rama!

    WEDDINGS!

    Because everybody loves dogs in costumes.

    Need to send a professional thank you note? (Like who even does that anymore.....you should, that's who)

    Found out your friend is having a baby? There's a card for that too!

    And in case you want to write all of your secrets on little pieces of paper & stuff them into a miniature folder, thankfully there is a greeting card for that also