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9 Reasons To Be Depressed That You'll Never Marry Adam Levine

Adam Levine has officially sworn off marriage. That's the sound of millions of hearts breaking around the world.

1. He's adorable.

2. He has the voice of a million angels.

3. He's super-hot.

4. He looks like a really great kisser.

5. He's got a great bromance with Blake Shelton.

6. He looks amazing in just a white T-shirt.

7. He's got the moves like Jagger.

8. He's funny.

9. He looks even hotter with a baby.