21 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Than Finding A Job

Sorry, mom.

1. Watch The Bachelorette

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Who wouldn't want 20 guys fighting them? Also...the Arie drama is just too much but I CAN'T LOOK AWAY!

2. Go to Starbucks

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I have $5 left on my gold card and there's no way I'm not buying a frappucino with all the chocolate drizzle available.

3. Online window shop

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I can still look, right?

4. Nap

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I don't think this one needs an explanation.

5. Try some cool new ice cream trend

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Why does it have to be rolled, in a waffle, or make my mouth breathe fire?

6. Eat literally anything

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I am always hungry. Also bloated...

7. Watch cat videos on YouTube

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Guaranteed smiles for everyone involved. Me. Just me.

8. Binge a new show on Netflix

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Ughhhhh...it's going to take too long to pick something.

9. Binge a new show on Hulu

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Nope. Not a chance of finding something here either. #fail

10. Read a book

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Only if that "book" is actually a take-out menu.

11. Check the mail five times in one day

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What if I ordered something in my sleep last night?

12. Chug water and time how long it takes until I have to pee

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Hey, it's sorta free?

13. Stalk old classmates on social media

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Damn, some people really do get fat. Haha *likes photo* Noooo

14. Facetime the bestie

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...and realize I'm taking a selfie.

15. Master the art of a paper plane

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I fly like paper, get high like planes...is that how it goes?

16. Create my own Chopped episode with random ingredients around the kitchen

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Alright, what can I make with shredded cheese, saltine crackers, and an old banana?

17. Go on a run

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LOL, make that *laugh about going on a run

18. Dye my hair

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and immediately regret it, but remember how I don't have a job so it's chill for now.

19. Text my friends who have full-time jobs

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and wait all day for a response because they're "busy"

20. Blast music and dance in front of a mirror

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You know RuPaul be jealous of these moves.

21. Make a Buzzfeed list of things to do

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And pretend like you don't have $20,000 of debt to pay off.