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We live in a world where everyone seems to love wine
In a way that is a bit crazy
Everyone is trying to force you to drink it
A lot of the time you just drink it out of polieteness
But your always scared of being outed as a wine fraud
People tell you the more you drink it the more you'll like it
But it will always just be sour grapes to you
You feel particularly bad when the wine is expensive
Because you literally cannot tell the difference
Which means you literally have no patience for wine snobs
Besides wine hangovers are the worst hangovers
And you know that there are much better drinks out there
In many ways not liking wine is a revolutionary act
We must take pride in our hatred of wine
And celebrate other drinks
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