There Is A Conspiracy Theory That Haley Horn Does Not Exist

Don't b fooled.

Listen, ppl. I know that Haley recently sent out a conspiracy theory that I, Quinn Butler, does not exist. However, I'm here to tell you that this is not the case.

Buckle ur seatbelts.

Let's start with the obvious.

OK. Haley wrote this article to distract from the fact that SHE is the one that is not real. Why else would she put so much time and effort into making a buzzfeed article? Who does that? She's paranoid. We're on to her.

Back to this picture.

Haley's supposed senior portrait is filled with sketchy light circle things that cover her face. Why? SO WE CAN'T CALCULATE THE PROPORTIONS OF HER FACIAL FEATURES. This is absolutely CRUCIAL if ppl are supposed to figure out if she's real or not. Nice try.

Look at her most recent instagram.

What's that caption, Haley? WHAT R U HIDING?

Don't b fooled? As in, DON'T BE FOOLED BY MY HUMAN APPEARANCE BECAUSE I AM A HOLOGRAM. READ THE SIGNS, PPL.

What is with Haley and these sketchy captions?!??!

CONNECT THE DOTS??? YOU MEAN, LIKE, CONNECT THE DOTS TO REALIZE THAT U ARE A HOLOGRAM??? Guys, how did we not realize this sooner?!!?

Also, we all know that Haley's part of the Illuminati. Oh wait, I mean Barat Foundation. What even is that. They just walk around with their sweatshirts SHADE ALERT

GUYS HALEY IS AN IMPOSTER TRYING TO FRAME ME WHEN SHE IS ACTUALLY A HOLOGRAM! DON'T B FOOLED!!!