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10 Strategies That "Guarantee" A Perfect Bracket

March has arrived, which means it's time for college basketball.

Before you get your dreams dashed by reality, let's talk strategy.

1. Do your bracket backwards. Start with the winners and trace your way to the first round.

2. Pick a blue school.

3. Take roughly five big leaps.

4. Never pick a 16-seed.

5. That said, the 12-seed upset is real, and you should respect its majestic and illogical powers.

6. Don't fight your gut.

7. Cinderella's ride will always turn into a pumpkin.

8. Don't let your fandom get in the way of a good bracket.

9. To avoid humilation at the office, DO NOT listen to your co-workers. They want to see you fail.

10. Above all else, when you're looking at a matchup, pick the team that will win.