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14 Animals That Will Make You Wish You Had A Mustache

Mustaches: they'll never go out of style. Which is good to know, because once you taste the delicious combination of wholesome Quaker Oats and milk, you'll be sporting a milk mustache every morning.

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1. This guy, who's just daring you to say it's lopsided:

2. This pup, who is more than willing to discuss her lavish facial hair over a root beer:

C. Norrie

3. This fish, who likes to keep things streamlined:

Brian Gratwicke / (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: briangratwicke

4. This guy, whose giant mustache keeps him balanced:

Grant O'Shea / (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: grantoshea

5. This muskrat, who doesn't mind giving you a closer look:

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6. This tamarin, who understands that the magic is in the styling:

kuhnmi / (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: 31176607@N05

7. This alpaca, who's going for more of a full-beard look:

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8. This owl, whoooo is judging you for your poorly cultivated 'stache:

Olivier Bacquet / (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: olibac

9. This bunny, who takes pride in being well groomed:

Xiaoyin (Yin) Li / (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: yinneh

10. This chill dude, who don't have no time to shave:

Ruth Hartnup / (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: ruthanddave

11. This cat, who believes in luxurious mustaches for all:

C. McCaskill

12. This pooch, who's not afraid of a little volume:

Getty Images/Flickr Open Ida Hollis

13. This otter, who reminds us of the mustache's prime practical function (saving food for later):

Peter Trimming / (CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: peter-trimming

14. And... this thing, whose mustache is the least creepy thing about it:

KoiQuestion / (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: koiquest10

Wishing you had a mustache, now, too? Not to worry. Quaker Oats and milk are such a delicious combination that you're bound to end up with a milk mustache. Just like Larry.