1. These items are consistently in your fridge:

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2. You have an entire board on Pinterest dedicated to recipes with guacamole.
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And you pin to it almost every day.
3. You've thought about serving guac at your wedding.
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Or you did actually serve it.
4. You tend to freak out when there are new guac entrée options on menus.
5. The first time you tried a burger with guacamole, you were like:
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"Can I just, like, make out with the chef?"
6. When you do groceries, you just look for things to put guacamole on.
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"OK, I definitely need this bread, these rice cakes, these crackers, and, oh yes, some tostadas..."
7. This is how people get you to come to their house:
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You can't resist such magical words.
8. You love it when your friends suggest Tex-Mex for lunch.
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Or dinner.
9. And when this happens....

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10. ...you are just like:
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"Who the hell ate all the guacamole in three minutes?"
11. And when you actually share your guac...

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12. ...it just about kills you when someone takes the biggest scoop possible.
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Your world crashes, man.
13. You agree that if guacamole were a person, it'd be Oprah.
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'Cause who doesn't like Oprah? And she's perfect.
14. You daydream about dipping your significant other in guacamole.
15. OK, OK, maybe just your chips... and a ton other things.

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But guac is truly AMAZING. And you can't help but love it.