Local Knoxville reporter can't...seem...to...get...it.....ohthehellwithit.
For those times when you HAVE to open a brew and text your BFF simultaneously. Be Responsible. Please remember not to open bottles while driving.
A cross-country runner got worked during his workout by baseball-sized hail. I think this is what is known as a "teachable moment."
I don't know officer. I went out to buy a rain poncho, and all of a sudden there's this house on my ass. Seeing the sign on the building, I guess hope does float. Until it rear-ends a semi...
"Yep, we're a real bank! Where bankin's funner! Got yer account number? Check yer balance!" FDIC insured, too.
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