So BuzzFeed Needs An Intern

...and I need to be ~that~ intern.

Hi! My name is Priya Kapoor. I know, the fakest name of all time.

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But I am real. And I happened to be doing the realest thing a real person can do, scrolling through social media

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...when I came across This Tweet

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And suddenly, it seemed as if all my planets had aligned.

Amazing writer? I'd like to think so. Love lists? Check. Obsessed with pop culture? Check. My friends think I am hilarious? Friend*, and check. Spend more time on the internet than with family and friends? Once again, it's *friend*, and check. You like memes more than you like people? I devour memes at the rate of 29 schmacko per second. You'd like to earn some money? H*ck yeah. You can work Monday-Friday in Mumbai for the next 3 months? Check.

So, instead of a CV in pdf here is one as a good ol' listicle. Let's begin!

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First up, education

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I am currently pursuing a Bachelor's degree in mass media (first year, but big dreams). I finished my higher secondary studies in Arts from HSC and 10th grade ICSE.

Experience

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Currently a public relations member for TCSC's TAARANGAN fest. This is hands down one of the best things I've done. I've gained the opportunity to go to many different colleges because of this, I've been able to see what they're like, talk to people who are just as invested and passionate about this as I am. Being involved in this has really opened me to the value of prioritization and being a team member. A very wholesome experience.

Let's talk skills now

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Creative writing

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Social media management

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English proficiency

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Analytical planning

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Strong verbal and personal communication skills

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Leadership qualities

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Multitasking and time management

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But wait! There's more

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I Sometimes Talk Like This For Emphasis

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Because It Makes Me Feel Like My Life Is Important Enough To Be A Headline

A master in ~BuzzFeed lingo~

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See what I did there?

And I can have an entire conversation in italics!

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Nothing gets a point across better than this slanted typeface.

I can find and make GIFs

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In a Giphy 😈

And last but not the least, I LOVE PUNS.

I am the sole creator of this magnificent GIF.

Puns are my passion.

So that was all about me.

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I mean, I could go on...

And I'll just be here, waiting...

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...waiting for you to love me back.

Paw-lease?

Because I think I'd fit in perfectly

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Don't you think so? 🙈<3

Ohkay, I will go now

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Bye!

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