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Bisexuality Sucks Sometimes: A List Of Actual Things I've Been Told Due To My Sexuality

Get ready for some straight up nonsense

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1. "Really? You don't look bisexual."

....What...What does... huh?

2. "Oh, so you're totally up for threesomes, right?"

.......... *Long suffering sigh*

3. "But... don't you have a crush on a guy?"

What the STONE COLD KILLING OF JESUS do you think BI means???

4. "Are you, like, half straight and half lesbian?"

I... am... bi...

5. "Eh, you'll end up picking a side."

.... HOPEFULLY I'll end up spending my life with a man or woman that I deeply care for... while STILL being attracted to both men and women... shocking, I know.

6. "So... are you gay if you're with a woman and straight if you're with a guy?"

I'm bi with a woman, I'm bi with a man, I'm bi on a train, I'm bi on a plane. No matter who I'm with or where I am... I... am... bi.

7. "You're bi? That's hot."

I need an adult. I NEED AN ADULT!

8. "I bet you're getting laid ALL the time."

I'm a virginal hermit, Johnathan.

9. "Oh, well, that's fine but why do you feel the need to tell people? If you end up with a guy, then-"

I HONEST TO GOD CUT THEM OFF. I DON'T HAVE AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF PATIENCE THAT I KEEP TO SPEND ON NONSENSE.

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