3. "But... don't you have a crush on a guy?"
What the STONE COLD KILLING OF JESUS do you think BI means???
5. "Eh, you'll end up picking a side."
.... HOPEFULLY I'll end up spending my life with a man or woman that I deeply care for... while STILL being attracted to both men and women... shocking, I know.
6. "So... are you gay if you're with a woman and straight if you're with a guy?"
I'm bi with a woman, I'm bi with a man, I'm bi on a train, I'm bi on a plane. No matter who I'm with or where I am... I... am... bi.
9. "Oh, well, that's fine but why do you feel the need to tell people? If you end up with a guy, then-"
I HONEST TO GOD CUT THEM OFF. I DON'T HAVE AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF PATIENCE THAT I KEEP TO SPEND ON NONSENSE.