1. THE STUDIO AUDIENCE
Best used: in an empty room after winning at something that you know even a group of strangers would be jealous of.
2. THE ONE-MAN WALTZ
Best used: when you just won at something really fancy... or really not (for the jokes or whatever).
3. THE BALLERINA
Best used: when you beat someone at something really rough (like thumb war) and you need to shove it in their face.
4. THE ASPIRING GYMNAST
Best used: for small victories that need to be made bigger with your big dance moves!
5. THE STAMPEDE
Best used: when you win so hard that you turn into an angry rhino.
6. THE FRED ASTAIRE
Best used: when you're such a winner you turn into a famous tap dancer.
7. THE “QUITTING SO HARD I’M WINNING”
Best used: when you get a win that has alluded you for years and now you are the coolest guy in the room.
8. THE ZOMBIE SNAIL
Best used: when the win overwhelms you, and you completely surrender to its slimy undead powers.
9. THE BASIC
Best used: when you win so hard you literally can't anymore.
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