I Ranked Dogs By The Level Of F*ckboy Vibes They Give Off

There are good boys, and then there are f*ckboys.

Is your dog a good boy, or is he low-key a f*ckboy?

Dogs are our best friends. Loyal, cute, and full of personality, sometimes they can even be a little too human. If a person can have a "golden retriever personality," why not the other way around? I ranked 7 small dog breeds by their level of f*ckboy vibes. Here they are, from lowest to highest.

7. Bulldog

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These husky little dudes do their own thing and won't try to impress you. On weekends you might find them surfing or hitting the skate park, but they'll never force you to come along and watch. Bulldogs are the funny guys of their friend groups, and they are very okay with that role.

6. Corgi

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It's hard not to have a chip on your shoulder when there are people on the Internet who are literally obsessed with your butt. Corgis are the guys who know they're conventionally attractive, but they aren't smug about it...at first.

5. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

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These guys know they're super cute and feel entitled to attention because of it. One minute you'll think they might actually love you, and the next you'll be wondering if they're just using you for your bed and food. You'll never know for sure what's behind those puppy eyes.

4. French Bulldog

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Frenchies know everyone wants a piece of them these days, and they aren't humble about it. They would absolutely accessorize with at least one silver stud, and their go-to outfit has got to be a hoodie, basketball shorts, and slides with socks.

3. Chihuahua

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These short kings are ladies' men who think negging is an acceptable way to flirt. They'll definitely talk over you and are usually the most embarrassing drunks at any party.

2. Dachshund

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The canine equivalent of a low-rider, these dogs have an inferiority complex and are compensating big time by being so dang long. If rejected, they will not hesitate to call you a b*tch.

1. Jack Russell Terrier

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Parson "Jack" Russell terriers are the ultimate soft bois. These dogs would definitely wear dad hats, smoke cigarettes, and be liberal arts majors. Jack Russells will claim to have a sensitive side, but you'll never see it.