1. You use one of these to bump tunes in your car:
2. And this is your version of the cloud:
3. You purchase airline tickets over the phone.
4. And you def dress like this:
5. You use antiquated phrases like "dweeb, gag me with a spoon, and as if."
6. When it comes to hair, you know bigger is better.
7. This is what you see when you look down:
8. And these are the only pets you've ever known:
9. You were practically born in a pair of leg warmers.
10. And your workout routines look something like this:
11. You survive off of this stuff:
12. And these are the closest friends you'll ever have:
There was never a friend more loyal than a Cabbage Patch Kid or a Care Bear.