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12 Signs You're Living In The Past

Well, if the floppy disk fits. It's time to step into the now with Pizza Hut's all-new menu.

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1. You use one of these to bump tunes in your car:

2. And this is your version of the cloud:

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3. You purchase airline tickets over the phone.

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4. And you def dress like this:

But at least you're looking fly.
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But at least you're looking fly.

5. You use antiquated phrases like "dweeb, gag me with a spoon, and as if."

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6. When it comes to hair, you know bigger is better.

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7. This is what you see when you look down:

8. And these are the only pets you've ever known:

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9. You were practically born in a pair of leg warmers.

Retro couple wearing spandex doing aerobics
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Retro couple wearing spandex doing aerobics

10. And your workout routines look something like this:

11. You survive off of this stuff:

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12. And these are the closest friends you'll ever have:

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There was never a friend more loyal than a Cabbage Patch Kid or a Care Bear.

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