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Which Thea Are You?

Ever wonder which Thea you were? Ever wonder how many horrible sides of personality this girl has? This is the quiz for you! Love her, hate her, BE HER.

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  1. It's your favorite day of the week. What is that day?

    Preeetty simple here my dudes.

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    Mondays! I have costume contract!
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    Tuesdays! I have acting!
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    Wednesdays! I have improv!
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    Thursdays.
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    Any day we have a break! Bunches of kiddos want rides! $$$!
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    All days of the week because I have a great life :))
  2. Dave starts talking to you about when your universe is. What do you do?

    It's the start of acting, and he's saying your universe is a week before you think it is.

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    Look him straight in the face, look away. Don't laugh.
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    Laugh at him, and make some joke about his life. Move on with yours.
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    Kindly explain to him that he's a confused old man.
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    You know he's wrong, tell him that. Keep on doing so UNTIL HE GETS SOMEONE ELSE IN ON THE JOKE. Break down.
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    Smile politely and nod. What's going on?
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    I don't know this side of Dave. Dave is evil and would never do that to me.
  3. You're balls deep in a whip stitch and someone asks you for help on buttons. What?

    You're good at buttons.

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    Roll your eyes and help them. Why can't they do it by themselves?
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    Make a silly joke about how buttons have the word butt in them. Attempt to help them. Fail.
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    Mention how you were once the seamstress for Les Mis, but just the understudy seamstress. Help them, succeed, make them all sit in awe of your wonder.
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    Finally, a shining light in your world of dread. Help them immediately. Tell them you believe in their abilities.
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    Flail around, do their project for them in the wrong way. Rip it up and tell them to try again. Exit stage left.
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    Avoid helping anyone by not coming to class. Be sad that you have no friends.
  4. It's Improv Day!!! Typewriter is up. What's the story about?

    For those of you who don't come to the improv shows, fuck you, and good luck.

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    It's a horror about anal. Titled: Anal Apocalypse 2: The Butt.
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    It's a rom com about death. Titled: Mom, Why Are You Out of Your Grave?
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    I don't do improv.
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    It's a period piece about people not doing improv. Titled: Bretheren, Why Hast Though Betrayth Me?
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    It's a thriller about Shrek. Titled: Shrek Without Pants- Damn, He's Ugly.
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    It's a comedy about improv. Titled: This Isn't Funny, Please Stop Laughing.
  5. It's late Friday night, and someone texts you that they need a ride. What do?

    Let's say 8. And they need a ride at 9 so they can be somewhere at 10, and then you'll be home by 11.

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    Awks. Don't drive, can't help.
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    Tell them to ask one of their real friends. Immediately text back that you'll come at 9.
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    Text them "of course!", get details. Come on time, get them there on time, get the 20 bucks. Get home, go to bed.
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    Tell them okay, but come fifteen minutes late because you've just been soooo overwhelmed with auditions. Ask them if they thought the low blow at Dave was worth the joke.
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    Tell them that you'll be there, but come in a completely different car. Why not?
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    Come at 9, except it's a different car, and a different person. You've called them a cab, you piece of human garbage.
  6. It's the middle of the night. What are you doing?

    Like, 11 on a Saturday.

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    Watching comedies on Netflix.
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    Snackin and going on snapchat to see what everyone's up to.
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    geTTIN litty TITTY!!!!!
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    Hanging out with friends.
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    Sleeping.
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    Nothing. Why are you asking. This last question sucks major dick.
  7. What's your catchphrase?

    What do you say too much?

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    "Zaaaaaaaaaah" (with tongue out)
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    "Why do you talk?"
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    "Ummm... okay, but...." (con't with various sassy things)
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    "i hate you" (not serious
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    "You're unique."
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    "I hate you so much" (actually serious)
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