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Ever wonder which Thea you were? Ever wonder how many horrible sides of personality this girl has? This is the quiz for you! Love her, hate her, BE HER.

Which Thea Are You?

It's your favorite day of the week. What is that day?

It's the start of acting, and he's saying your universe is a week before you think it is.

Dave starts talking to you about when your universe is. What do you do?

You're balls deep in a whip stitch and someone asks you for help on buttons. What?

For those of you who don't come to the improv shows, fuck you, and good luck.

It's Improv Day!!! Typewriter is up. What's the story about?

Let's say 8. And they need a ride at 9 so they can be somewhere at 10, and then you'll be home by 11.

It's late Friday night, and someone texts you that they need a ride. What do?

It's the middle of the night. What are you doing?

What's your catchphrase?

Oh god, the salt. When you know what you're doing, you're the shit. Extremely helpful. When you don't (which is most of the time), you're like Thea normally, but a billion times worse. Can you imagine that? We can't, either. The sarcasm flows. The bad jokes erupt. The swears burst out, and the jokes about killing yourself don't seem to end. You tend to get too much inside your head and feel like a piece of shit. You're better than you think you are! You're doing a great job being you. "Costumes Thea is out for blood, if we're being 100% honest." -Gabi Barone

Costumes Contract Thea

You're fair, and feel that your time is worth cash. Your burning hatred for the cab industry keeps your prices low, and the experiences high. You'd be down to pick someone up whenever, even if it means driving to Post at unworthy hours of the day. The ride is filled with amazing jokes, puns, and theoretical situations. Also that amazing variety of music you have! You're the most welcoming and perhaps the least selfish Thea, but take some time for yourself! It's okay to say no to people sometimes, and really mean it. "I'd rate her a 5 if she were an uber driver." -Gabi Barone

Ride or Die Thea

Okay, first of all, you're funny as all hell. Naturally. Like, without constantly trying. However, you're also horrible. You're unafraid to take risks, cross lines, rub people the wrong way... but sometimes, that's not a great thing to be doing. You're a quick thinker, ready for anything and everything. It's fantastic to take risks, but don't beat yourself up about it if something doesn't work out. You're doing great by being you.
p.s. stop saying zaaaa and sticking your tongue out. thanks. "I told you I have a voice lesson at 1:20." - Gabi Barone

Improv Thea

Hey, ever met someone so savage and uncaring about life that anything they say automatically becomes a joke? No? That's because you are that person. If someone were to combine the mean, sarcastic side of Costume Contract Thea, and the funny, not giving a fuck side of Improv Thea, you'd get Dave's Class Thea. You love Dave with all your heart, but sometimes he's an asshole. So why not be an asshole back? It's all just a defense mechanism so no one understands how much you actually care! Don't be afraid to be vulnerable. There's a community of people around you that really, truly, care about you just as much as you care about them. Have some fun, and don't be so hard on yourself all the time. "He likes to make you cry. He likes to pick on you cause it's funny cause you get so riled up." -Gabi Barone

Dave's Class Thea

Wow! You're the exact opposite of Thea! I'm Thea, typing this right now, and I'd like to congratulate you on this feat. I mean, seriously. You're not a horrible person, but you're not really an amazing person (like Thea is, duh) either. But that's okay! You do you, bro! Live your life and love your life. Have fun with that. No comment from Ms. Barone

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