1. Poking yourself with the mascara brush.
2. Trying to replicate your perfect first eye.
3. When someone else is doing your eyeliner, and you're fighting the urge to blink.
4. Your first attempt at a dramatic smoky eye. Expectation:
Reality:
5. Mistaking a stray falsie for a GIANT BUG IN YOUR HOUSE.
HOLY SHHiiit's nothing.