1. "Group photo!"
2. "Oh, hello there!"
3. "No! Pay attention to me!"
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4. "LOOKATME!LOOKATME!LOOKATME!LOOKATME!"
5. "...and the barman says: 'Why the long face?' Hahahaha! Get it? Long face!"
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6. "Welcome to the rainforest. How can I help you?"
7. "I, erm. This isn't what it looks like!"
8. "Good day, have you heard the good word about our lord and savior?"
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9. "You got me eating! I look awful. Delete it."
10. "OK, I've gotta remember to grab milk. I always forget. Milk. Milk. Milk. *pardon me* Milk."
11. "Oh, is that your husband? He's handsome."
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12. "Oh, is that a Canon? Or a Nikon? My son has one just like that."
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13. "I believe I can fly!"
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"Just ignore him. He's just showing off, and if you look at him you're giving him exactly what he wants."
14. "Gerard! Gerard! Look, I'm on TV!"
15. "Is that a scratch on your lens? You should really get that fixed."
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16. "Actually, looking at it a little closer, I think it's just dust."
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17. "Really? Another picture of the New York skyline?"
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18. "Hey, are you sure three seconds is enough for the auto-timer?"
19. "Stomach in, chest out!"
20. "What's that, a 2-megapixel camera? You really need to upgrade."
21. "Hold on, hold on. My double chin."
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22. "Am I too late?"
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23. "IS THAT CAMERA WATERPROOF?! IT LOOKS EXPENSIVE, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?!"
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24. "CHEEEEEEEESE!"
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25. "Pardon, I'm gonna need to see your permit if you're gonna be taking photos in this area."
26. "Okay, they're not looking. Let's make a break for it."
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27. "Shit, I'm never drinking again."
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28. "Hey ladies!"
29. "Did someone here say 'coffee'?"
30. "Fred Fisher fishes fresh, oh! Pardon me."
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