1.
It all started with a plate of chips and it escalated from there.
2.
Why do baby carrots take hours to chew and ice cream can just be swallowed? Feels like I'm being punished for choosing the healthy snack.
3.
The sales assistant who promised me this expensive lipstain would not budge all day clearly does not need to feed every 20 mins like me.
4.
Imagine if a snack closet was where bags of chips kept their jackets?
5.
I ran three miles for cream cheese. There's an idea for a cover letter in there somewhere.
6.
Queen's "I Want It All" started playing on Pandora at the exact moment I decided I needed snacks from the break room.
7.
I feel like everyone in the office can hear me eating this apple.
8.
Bring me snacks, world.
9.
I need a subscription to cream cheese.
10.
Don't eat anything you can't "slather"
11.
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