1. When you make her wear that ugly dress you like for the family picture.
2. When you get him the wrong cake for his birthday party.
3. When you force him to take selfies with you.
(Seriously, no more selfies.)
4. When you RUDELY interrupt her private bathroom time.
5. When you try to get your big guy into the holiday spirit.
6. When you set up your big guy for failure just to laugh at him.
7. When your little gal expresses curiosity and you decide to teach her a lesson.
8. When you laugh at his biggest fears.
9. When you make the boys try on different Halloween costumes.
10. When you get all dramatic about taking her to the vet.
11. When you say that ONE THING he told you not to say in front of everyone.
