1. Cats pretend to be psychic, but it's obvious they're cheating.
2. Cats never help you with your housework.
3. Cats have absolutely no style.
4. Cats basically hate humans and won't go near them.
5. What kind of idiot doesn't like flowers? Cats, that's who.
6. Cats think they're sooo cool. Get over yourself, cats.
7. Cats have terrible personal hygiene.
8. Cats are terrible dancers.
9. Cats never do anything funny. Seriously, there are no funny videos of cats on the internet.
10. Cats try to be all cute, but we see through your games, cats.
11. Cats are always trying to chase after balls. Ugh. No other animal does that.
12. Why can't cats just relax?
13. Cats are not even that cute.
14. Cats don't even care that we wrote this list about them.
All right then, you want a cat? Just get a cat. If you want a pet that's going to entertain you, and give you love, and rub its face on your face, and make your house a happier place... If that's what you want, then do it. Get a cat.
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Seriously though, maybe you should think about getting a cat. Take #thepetstep. Because Pets Add Life.