13 Truly Unbelievable Headlines

Proof that truth really can be stranger than fiction. These headlines might be unbelievable, but there are some things in life you just need to see, taste, and experience to believe. Drink Pepsi NEXT to believe the taste!

1. "Pilot Turns Back After Snake Pops Out of DashBoard"

James Hall / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: seattleye / Via abcnews.go.com

Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

2. "Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaults ex-girlfriend who waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar."

Bobby Magee / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / Flickr: spacemanbob / Via irishcentral.com

Hell hath no fury like a Sumo scorned.

3. "Federal agents raid Gun Shop, Find weapons."

Mitch Barrie / CC BY-SA http://2.0 / Flickr: simonov / Via tulsaworld.com

What did they expect?

4. "Stole man;s munster hate and then 'bit him like a bear."

Karin Jonsson / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: karinjonsson / Via kerryman.ie

"He bit my nose and it really hurt!"

5. "Toothless woman robbed bank because she needed money to buy dentures."

sander_123 / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: sandervds / Via dailymail.co.uk

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

6. "Killer swan blamed for man's drowning."

Nottsexminer / CC BY-SA http://2.0 / Flickr: nottsexminer / Via abcnews.go.com

Swans, the sharks of ponds.

7. "Woman attacks man with bowl of spaghetti."

Luca Nebuloni / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: nebulux / Via newportrichey.wtsp.com

That's amore!

8. "Motorist dressed as Batman escapes ticket in Maryland."

Gage Skidmore / CC BY-SA http://2.0 / Flickr: gageskidmore / Via detroitnews.com

We're never driving without a Batman costume on ever again.

9. Man ate stolen ice cream sandwich he kept in his pants

gordonramsaysubmissions / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: 54397539@N06 / Via articles.sun-sentinel.com

Is that an ice cream sandwich in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

10. "Man accused of stealing truck full of Krispy Kremes"

Mark Lee / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / Flickr: pochacco20 / Via gainesville.com

MMMM...Donuts.

11. "Florida woman calls 911 after McDonald's runs out of McNuggets."

yoppy / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: spilt-milk / Via foxnews.com

Another case of "When munchies attack"!

12. "Man sucked into sausage seasoning machine"

Mr.TinDC / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / Flickr: mr_t_in_dc / Via pantagraph.com

Tastes like chicken!

13. "Mom calls 9-11 over sons video game happen."

Jason Devaun / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / Flickr: 34316967@N04 / Via msnbc.msn.com

Can't stop won't stop.