1. Cats have their own internet, and it's full of cute pictures of us that they make numerical lists of our faces with and share with their cat-friends.
2. Planet X (also called Nibiru) will collide with Earth at the end of the year and that will be the end of the world and scientists know but won't tell us.
3. Someone or something really is stealing half of all our socks in the world's largest laundry conspiracy.
4. Keanu Reeves is actually Paul Mounet, a French actor born in the 1800s and he is just masquerading as one of us.
The source of his immortality is unknown!
5. Aliens exist and have crashed here and met with world leaders and helped us avoid world-ending disasters.
6. The Apollo 11 moon landing was a hoax, shot in a studio in Hollywood, and we've never actually been to the moon because it is impossible because it's made of cheese.
7. The Illuminati run the entertainment industry, using mind control and the media to brainwash us and the music industry is their favorite weapon and all artists are brainwashed puppets singing about world domination.
8. Area 51 is a secret military base where scientists work with extra-terrestrials to replicate alien technology on Earth and time travel and teleportation and secret weapons in secrecy.
9. Scientists have discovered the unidentified noise known as "The Bloop" is actually the war cry of an underwater monster as old as the dinosaurs capable of destroying large seacraft.
10. The Earth is hollow and/or contains a substantial interior space where other beings dwell and this is where UFOs actually come from and Jules Verne has been there.
11. The New World Order invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel.
12. There are a ton of evil hidden messages and symbols pertaining to the Illuminati hidden in plain sight, including in monuments, airports, and even in our currency
