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The Complete Flavor Spectrum As Told By Cats

Learn how to talk food and beverages like a pro. If you're a fan of explosive flavors, you'll love the taste of Wild Cherry Pepsi.

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Pungent

Via catseverywhere.tumblr.com

USED IN A SENTENCE: "This fish has a pungent taste. Also, I'm a cat."

Fruity

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USED IN A SENTENCE FROM THE YEAR 1983: "Rad, this tastes fruity."

Fresh

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USED MORE THAN ONCE IN A SENTENCE FOR NO APPARENT REASON: "I love how fresh this fresh food tastes."

Earthy

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USED IN A SENTENCE WRITTEN BY A STUDENT WHO PROCRASTINATED:

Dry

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WRITTEN IN TINY LETTERS FOR NO REASON: "Dry."

Mellow

Via catleecious.tumblr.com

USED AS IF IT WERE A DAD JOKE: "Mellow, how are you?"

Floral

Via sororityguru.tumblr.com

USED AS IF IT WERE TWO WORDS CRAMMED INTO ONE: "If you don't clean that cake off the floral be furious."

Herby

Via cheezburger.com

USED WITH A HINT OF SELF-DOUBT: "Is that how you spell 'herby?'"

Meaty

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USED IN A SENTENCE THAT BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL: "It's possible that this meaty cat GIF is too weird for this post."

Sharp

Via cheezburger.com

USED IN A SENTENCE THAT'S GRAMMATICALLY INFURIATING: "This flavor, its like way to sharp: you know?"

Spicy

Via anchorsahoax.tumblr.com

USED IN CASUAL CONVERSATION: "Casualspicyconversation."

Sour

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USED AS AN ANAGRAM: "You can't have that pancake, it's ours."

Refreshing

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USED IN THE EXACT OPPOSITE WAY AS IT SHOULD BE USED: "I found the coarse sandpaper to be quite refreshing. Also, I'm still a cat."

Tangy

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USED PRE-OWNED CAR: "Tangy."

If you're looking for a more explosive flavor, you'll love the taste of Wild Cherry Pepsi.