1. OK, you've been wearing flip-flops since January...
2. You won't stop talking about your summer self in third person.
3. You'll only walk to work because it's outside or nothin'.
4. You went ahead and traded in your bed for a hammock.
5. You're willing to temporarily say goodbye to ice cream for sorbet?! Yep, sorbet!
6. June through September 1 is completely booked.
7. All of your T-shirts say "Turn Down for What?"
Dress down and turnt up.
8. You have a different Zinka color to match every outfit.
9. You keep trying to hire a landscaper to plant a palm tree in your backyard.
10. Should you be sans pool, it ain't no thang, because you've already invited yourself over to all of your friends' homes with pools.
11. You take coconut water baths... exclusively.
12. You covered the entire floor of your apartment in sand.
13. So you ordered 20 of these frames:
14. You don't care that it's not 1999, you'll wear those puka shell necklaces like it's your business.
