1.
Fireworks! Fireworks everywhere!
2.
Or at least maybe some of these things.
3.
You finally get to see how "2014" will be shoehorned into a pair of glasses.
4.
Ball drops. You scream.
5.
Bubbles! Bubbles everywhere!
6.
And if you drink too many bubbles, don't worry, you won't be alone.
7.
Your unrealistic resolutions don't start until next year!
8.
You won't have to deal with Times Square this year because you learned so much from last year!
9.
Finally, the perfect opportunity to wear those dumb shoes you bought.
11.
When the beat drops, or if it doesn't drop, whatever, you're going to dance like an animal...
13.
Literally. All. Night.
14.
And if all goes according to plan, you may find yourself on the other end of a midnight smooch.
