There's A New Strawberry Shortcake Cap'N Crunch Cereal And Life Is Suddenly Less Boring

You will tear up the roof of your mouth; it will be delicious.

Are you a grown adult who still eats cereal? Do you yearn for the days of youth when you'd go to the grocery store, there'd be a new offshoot of your favorite food (RIP Pop-Tarts crunch), and life was good?

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Now let's get more specific. Do you actually get excited for new Cap'N Crunch flavors?

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Different packaging, same great Christmas Crunch, and with prizes like "Gyro Ornament" — let's face it, this is the gift that keeps on giving.

Well, I'm excited to tell you that Strawberry Shortcake Crunch is officially here.

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Here it is, spotted in the wild at Wal-Mart, in "The Junk Food Aisle" aka my paradise.

I'm also here to tell you that Cotton Candy Crunch will arrive in June.

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I guess I buried the lede.

And in case you missed it, this exists now, too.

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Get in my mouth now.

And here is my suitcase, before I go on my summer vacation this weekend.

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Just kidding, but I wish this was me. The roof of my mouth will be torn up as all eff, and it will be worth it.