1. Rehydrate when you wake up.
2. Sit in the shower and think about what you have done.
The smell of clean hair will make you feel like a new human.
3. Dress to impress.
4. And obviously bring your sunnies.
5. Text your perpetually late friend that brunch starts 30 minutes earlier than it actually does.
6. Skip the pre-brunch coffee.
7. Instead, pregame brunch with a banana.
8. Or grab a handful of blueberries.
9. If you can, try not to order the greasiest thing on the menu.
10. Order something like avocado toast with poached eggs!
11. Don't shovel the food into your face.
12. Now get back to your bed as fast as possible.
