Boxed WineJose CuervoStrawberry Lemonade SvedkaChugging cheap vokdaBeerApple Smirnoff
Coach in loungeEssentially a drawer (bitch ass bunk-beds)A bed w/o a mattressNo time to sleep bitchesBathroom floorAir mattress for hoes from the back of the building
The spinsBusy doing biochemVisitorsLittle known fact I have ADDDealing with dead sheepYaking on self
Having an HDMI cordDating a DP OfficerYakkingJoe BidenMac and cheeseblazin
"Shut the FUCK up""Ya hate to see it""I want to hook up with heisman winner""Set the intention to have a good night!!""formal szn""get wrecked"
Gluten free mac and cheeseChocolate covered pretzelsSlug in a canflaming hot cheetosanything but vegetablespretzels
obvi that's what the futon is foronly if he has a girlfriendonly if he lives on northlol no gotta studyonly if he from theta xiwhich one???
Which Third Frost Room Would You Be In?
You know every DP officer by first name and you arguably drink too much wine but the stories from your room entertain the floor weekly (Ronald McDonald steps???) and we can't wait for you and the DP officer to become more than friends ;).
A nurse and a gdi, you're in love with Garage Bar and you hoard ice cream as if it was gold, but your frequent trips to The Pantry makes you gold star members.
Your political rants can be heard down the hall as your roommate does literally nothing, and projectile vomit on the reg, but your Odyssey articles are relatable so its all good.
You're life is trash but you're having fun and making memories! And by making memories we mean blacking out every night!!! Try to see your floor at least once a month though to ensure there is no mold growing.
Does anyone know your roommate??? No?? Do you only have friends because you have an HDMI cord and spend all your time in the lounge??? This is the room for you to mostly just study and talk about research like a loser.
If frat boys constantly ask you to juju battle, then you're in the right place. You're the rowdiest nurse out there and will always be oak park trash. Your roommate is a friendly ghost, but you're a pair of bros so its good.