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What Percent Trash Are You?

In the age of the millenial, or Gen Z, or whatever they are telling us, there are so many new words and terms popping up. However will we make it through if we not only don't know what they mean (seriously use Urban Dictionary), but we also can't self-identify?

Trash is all encompassing. It's generally not following through and being a flaky person, but also means you're a rad person who likes kind of lame things. And there is nothing wrong with that. Trash is 100% endearing, and you deserve to know what percent you are.

It's Friday night and you've had plans with your friends for about 2 weeks, but you just aren't feeling up to it. So you...

You're coworker offered to get you something from Starbucks! You order...

You're in charge of making a playlist, and your go-to song is...

It's hockey playoffs - what bandwagon are you jumping on?

There's a pile of dishes in the sink, so naturally you....

You're hungry, so you end up eating...

The best time of the day is...

What word(s) sum you up?

You're known for...

How many times do you hit snooze?

You're scrolling through Facebook and see someone you went to school with is not only engaged but pregnant! You...

Someone texts you from a number not in your contacts so you....

You decide to make a cake for your friend (cause you're so nice), and they are allergic to coconut but you accidentally put some in the icing! What do you do?

Okay. You probably lied filling out this test which pretty much makes you pure garbage but we'll let that slide. You are a genuine, upfront person who is pretty much the best of the best. You also don’t poop, you glitter. Which is impossible. And you probably go running every morning at 6 a.m. and enjoy having kale smoothies. Which is ridiculous. So you're basically a unicorn - we know people like you exist, we just haven’t actually met one. Congrats.

0% Trash

Like a flower blooming in the spring, you are slowly transforming into the trash person you’ve always been inside. But you’ve been so pure for so long that it’s a slow process. In all honesty, you’re the ideal version we all strive to be; mostly a compassionate and caring person who probably even volunteers at an animal rescue. But you’re not against going to see The Chainsmokers live because “Closer” is like, your song.

25% Trash

You're still just enough of a terrible human being, but not bad enough to be half-garbage. You seem like you have your life together but you have tendencies to just be THAT person. For example, you usually do what you say, such as going out to the movie with your friend when you really don't want to cause their horrible boyfriend broke up with them, but then you still proceed to eat all their popcorn. You also “only drink craft beer” and make a point of everyone knowing it. Don’t worry, you’re fine. It’s fine.

49% Trash

You're perverted trash - but you already knew that. You're the type of person to send GIFs instead of real world communication over Tinder, and you're constantly making “That's What She Said” jokes (this isn’t 2010). Do you even eat a banana without making eye contact with someone because you make like making people feel uncomfortable? I mean, overall you aren't a bad person; deep down you are still empathetic and nice. Deep down. Like really deep down.

69% Trash

Welcome my sweet, gold, glittery trash bag. There are few words to describe you as a person other than trash. Don't worry. You probably have a ton of friends even though you tend to flake out on them, or when you do hang out with them you make way too many sarcastic remarks at their expense. You embrace all trends, ironically or not - and are probably “literally screaming” while you read this. Honestly, it’s incredible you’ve made it this far being so garbage. But, you’re still pretty rad, and everyone needs someone trashy like you in their life.

100% Pure Trash

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What Percent Trash Are You?

Remember, it's trash CAN not trash CANNOT.

But...what exactly is 'trash'?

So...it's time to find out...

What Percent Trash Are You?

Remember, it's trash CAN not trash CANNOT.

But...what exactly is 'trash'?

So...it's time to find out...

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