1. For starters, you're drinking your entire six-pack with only the best koozies on them.
2. You're playing the country music drinking game.
3. You've started your tailgating before noon.
4. You're doing power hour, country music style.
5. You know that a beautiful Sunday afternoon is really just an excuse to sip Alabama Slammers on your porch.
A charming Southern delight and the only good reason for a high-class Monday hangover.
6. You're cracking open one too many beers with your chic bottle opener.
7. You're playing "Ring of Fire" to pregame before the field party.
8. And washing down your whiskey shot with a pickle juice shot.
9. You're carrying a beer shotgun tool to every party.
Like the GoPong!